It Figures
Artificial Intelligence Disclosure
No AI was used in this production
Lyrics
I brought her down on this desolate land
Light years away from the common man
Now I can start a new life
Do it all right, just like I always planned
You're a stupid fool, stay in school my friends
It figures
Follow our way, don't go astray or sin
It figures
Now I'm all alone, on my own, I win
It figures
I found myself a Jungle cave with satellite TV
Who woulda thought that those signals could reach me
I take a refreshing plunge in my unpolluted sea
You're a stupid fool, stay in school my friend
It figures
Follow our way, don't go astray or sin
It figures
Now I'm all alone, on my own, I win
It figures
They said, “You'd never make it, someone like you can't go far”
But as I check the latest intel, I have claimed my own star
Now I live, my life is free
Sorry for you but it's good for me
I figured I would succeed
Living peacefully on Planet Zed
Your planet consumed itself and now you're dead
I built me a luxury mansion
Right next to the ocean shore
I have some strange animal's fur
On my hardwood floor
Who woulda thought, “How can it be”
This whole damn planet belongs to me
I didn’t foresee
The only way to live alone
Is to have anti-air missiles in your home
I see the first human ships
Barging their way in
Into my atmosphere
It figures they’d show up here
Grab the pilot, punch his face
Demand some beer
Or they leave this place
Noooooo, that would be insaneeeeee
Plus it would get awfully boring here
If I killed everyone that wanders near
I don't have time to talk today
There's a volleyball game down by the bay
And a Bonfire after dark
Right next to some alien art
There's a shower every night
Of glorious light, a meteorite
It's your time to shine
And we’ll live peacefully on Planet Zed
Happy until we're dead